Ogle Inn at There-&-Back

 Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is where it’s at—

the galactic mysteries, magic, and a bit of mayhem.

If I yearn for inspiration, teleportation,

or release from my human soul,

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is my habitat.

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is on the flat

between dimensions, cosmic strings, and spatial warps.

If I want to brave the flow, a black hole’s abyss,

or the next step in evolution,

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back has all of that.

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is a place to chat

with Spartans, spacemen, spirits, sprites, and spidermen.

If I desire conversation, motivation,

or directions to immortality,

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back gives tit for tat.

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is all of that—

it’s Limbo, Hogwarts, Xanadu, and Jurassic Park.

If I seek its location, make it a destination 

 that’ll inspire my imagination,

Ogle Inn at There-&-Back is where it’s at.